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On the Saturday of my trip to Spain, R. and I went to Seville, where R's boyfriend lives. I was lucky enough to be there the week of the Feria de Sevilla, a week-long celebration of Andalucian culture, by the Spanish, for the Spanish. Although hundreds of thousands of people attend the event, it isn't at all a tourist festival. Nearly everybody who goes is Spanish and most of them are from Andalucia.
Inside the private caseta
On the main festival site, there are thousands of marquees, or casetas, where you can buy drinks and food and there is music and flamenco dancing. There are public casetas, where anybody can go, and private ones , where you have to be a member of an organisation or know somebody who has contacts with the sponsors to go. We started off in a private caseta that a friend of R's boyfriend got us into, then moved on to the public ones later.
All the Andalucian people who go wear traditional dress and one of the most fun things about the festival is just looking at all the outfits. The music is mostly Sevillanas, which are traditional dances from the area, so you have to know at least some of the steps to join in. R. gave me a quick lesson before we left, but I couldn't quite do it fast enough to really join in. The traditional thing to drink is sherry with lemonade, which quenches your thirst all through the evening.